Dear Father.

"Jacques L' Autre" (jacklauterdale) 06/26/2014 at 14:15 • Filed to: oppo confessional

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Forgive me for I have sinned. I have had unclean thoughts, and somewhat lusted over a Buick. A newer Buick too, but not an Opel. No, I covet the LaCrosse Super. I know it is wrong to want a 300 horsepower, front-wheel drive, automatic, geriatric express, but I do. In all likelihood the car would kill me too, as I under-steered into a tree and the airbags failed to deploy. I still want it though. I fear something is wrong with me.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Jagvar > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:17

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I kinda liked these when they came out. Total sleeper.

mcseanerson > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:19

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You are forgiven my son. For your penance spend an hour with the Impala configurator.

Jacques L' Autre > Jagvar 06/26/2014 at 14:19

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Right? The Impala SS was the same way too, but this? This was a Buick, and an old person's Buick at that. The ultimate sleeper.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:23

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Your real sin is not wanting the Cadillac DeVille with the L37 Northstar. Because that's a true FWD geriatric express.

Moreso if you were crazy enough to get it with a Landau top.

mcseanerson > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:25

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The olds know better.

itschrome > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:34

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Friends dont let friends buy any car with the 5.3 v8.

Thing is a mechics wets dream as they will make tons o cash from you. And dispite the power they be dogs. The damned cylinder deact just lags you out, way to invasive and not able to be shut off. Cusin had an impala ss with it and it was just a disappointment.

spanfucker retire bitch > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 14:37

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I'd happily drive a Buick. This Buick. In AWD guise.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > spanfucker retire bitch 06/26/2014 at 14:53

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I agree with this statement, best Buick built in a looong time.

JR1 > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 15:09

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You're not the only one that wants one of those beauties

Frank Grimes > Jacques L' Autre 06/26/2014 at 15:22

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I want one O these Regal GS supercharged 3.8 V6 I like the way they look kinda handsome in my opinion.